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Once a jolly swagman, camped by a billabong. Under the shade of a coolibah tree. And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled. You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me. Waltzing Matilda,
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Strayan

HEALTHY HAROLD ISN'T REAL!!

Healthy Harold
UP THE BLUES.

And fuck me dead, I still flinch at some of those head tackles. And when it's not Origin, it's the Sea Eagles. Brookvale on a Sunday.

GO THE MAROONS.
2013, Game 3, I was in Year 9. NSW kept in the fight, but sitting there I just knew the Maroons had it. Origin's a bit like our version of the Super Bowl, only more real, more raw.
first anthem is matilda, second is down under, and the third is sometimes that one we sing before the other side does the Haka.
Down came a jumbuck to drink at the billabong. Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee. And he sang as he stowed that jumbuck in his tucker bag. You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me. Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda. You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me. And he sang as he stowed that jumbuck in his tucker bag. You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me.
PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA
Bad boy bubby

Don't move you little cunt.

I don't do it for the glory.
No shrimp on the barbie. Prawns only.

we have the emu & kangaroo on our emblem, because there's no going backwards

smoke a cig when you get bitten by a box jellyfish, that's all the time you have left

just stand still and let the snake pass, don't bother it, it won't bother you

always make sure another grom is a bit further out that you, let the sharks eat them first

struth is more common than crikey

use present tense when talking about the past 'i come up the driveway yesterday'

keep saying youse, it's a collective noun for all ya mates

Mr. G Pt. 1
Mr. G Pt. 2
Emu
Kangaroo
Dingo
Koala
Lorikeet

SAY IT OUT LOUD

Arvo:Afternoon
Cozzies/Togs:Swim costume
Mozzie:Mosquito
Servo:Service station
Durries:Cigs
Dag:Loser
And bobs ur uncle:Good old Bob
Chokie Bickie:Chocolate Biscuit
Taking the piss:Make fun of
Not here to fornicate with arachnids:Get on with it, no time to muckaround (posh version)
Yeah nah:No
Nah yeah:Yes
Grog/Piss:Alcohol
Sco'in on:How are you doing
Choccas/Choccabloccas:Full plate of shit
Sanga:Sandwhich
Chuck a Sickie:Take a sick day
No wakkas:No fucking worries
Fuckwit:Motherfucker
Not here to fuck spiders:Get on with it, no time to muckaround
VB
VB
Carlton
CARLTON
4X
XXXX
Tooheys
TOOHEYS

We don't drink Fosters lager!

When I worked in a drive thru bottleshop for a while, one evening a Fosters rep came in and set up a stall to give away free cans to any customer. And no one wanted one. By the middle of the night he was offering 6 packs for free, and then finally at the end of the night full cartons to try and get rid of the stock. Aussies don't just turn down free booze. That tells you all you need to know.
We love music
Triple J

YOU'RE LISTENING TO TRIP TRIP TRIP TRIPLE TRIPLEJ

Red Light Green Light - Dune Rats

NICE BICKIES

Nice
AUSSIE ARNOTTS

MONTE CARLOS

Monte Carlos
TWIST AND PULL

SUCCULENT CHINESE MEALS. DO THE DINE 'N DASH.

Up rode the squatter mounted on his thoroughbred. Up rode the troopers one, two, three. Where's that jolly jumbuck, you’ve got in your tuckerbag. You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me. Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda. You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me. Where's that jolly jumbuck, you've got in your tuckerbag. You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me.
Democracy

TIME WARP

Violin
Surfing
Skating
Computer
Climbing
Drawing

ACCADACCA

T.N.T.
THUNDERSTRUCK
HIGHWAY TO HELL

RIVER PLATE

And I have to give it to the Argentinians. They rocked out River Plate hard!

And when I miss the land of Aus, I turn off the lights and rock in my room to accadacca, to wolfmother, to the hottest 100. Just like when I was young.

And Angus Young is also a Mac Fhionghuin! Punk is in the blood.

LOWEST PRICES ARE JUST THE BEGINNING

Bunnings
And on the weekends, a good old Bunnings sausage sizzle whilst picking up some DIY tools
Up jumped the swagman and sprang into the billabong. "You’ll never take me alive" said he. And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong. You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me. Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda. You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me. And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong. You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me.

RISSOLE

And every Sunday to the Pittwater Rissole. Snitty, rump steak (medium well), fish and chips.

Pittwater RSL

DELTORA QUEST

Deltora
Deltora 1
Deltora 2
Some places have star wars and lord of the rings. We have Deltora Quest. The best adventure book series ever. And I would stay up late on school nights reading and reading and reading with the light low and lost in other worlds.
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Strayan
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Two hundred thirty seven years, yet sixty-five thousand more to see, First Nations and a penal history. And our ghosts may be heard as you pass by that billabong. You'll still come a-waltzing Matilda with me. Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda. You'll still come a-waltzing Matilda with me. A future, a free Commonwealth, and many changes yet to be. You'll still come a-waltzing Matilda with me.
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